When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she d dye

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed All the winners are from Earth

There are more photographs of pretty women than there are pretty women

It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to change it every 6 months

Some girls are so far ahead of the times that being modern seems very old-fashioned to them

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself undisturbed be the facts