He doesn t get even he gets odde

Some people are wise some are otherwise

People should look like their personalities

Always be sincere whether you mean it or not

How many bulbs are required to change people?

A pessimist is a person who mourns the future

I am at peace with God My conflict is with Man

Some people have tact and others tell the truth

I don t have a big ego I m way too cool for that

If we are what we eat then I m easy fast and cheap

People who throw their weight around rarely pull it

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity

The more crap you put up with the more crap you are going to get

Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full?

I hate people who think it s cool to take drugs Like customs officers