Fashions fade style is eternal

Everyone is beautiful if you squint a little

It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast

The more attractive you are the more awkward I am

A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia

The more attractive you are the more awkward I am

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one

A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people

I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can t find it

Beauty comes from within - within jars tubes and bottles

Sometimes a woman s best beauty aid is a short-sighted man

Excuse me miss you ve got a little bit of face on your makeup

Do not read beauty magazines They will only make you feel ugly

My wife used to have an hour- glass figure but the sand shifted