Middle age is when you start eating what s good for you instead of what you like

I m glad I don t have to hunt for my food I don t even know where sandwiches live

If you are a vegetarian just to be nice to animals why are you eating their food?

Character is defined by what you drink Reputation is defined by how much you drink

If carrots are so good for the eyes how come there re so many dead rabbits on roads

If drinking Alcohol makes me one Alcoholic does drinking Fanta makes one Fantastic?

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and wate

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco wrapped in paper fire at one end fool at the othe

Junk is something you`ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it

People who drink light beer don t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot

If you cook alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended It could spell disaste

The hangover you get the morning after comes from not using your head the night before

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first By the second day you re off it

One of life s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds

The toughest part of a diet isn t watching what you eat It s watching what other people eat