Doctor is a person who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania

I just got the bill for my surgery Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks

I just got the bill for my surgery Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospitals dying of nothing

Accident : A condition in which presence of mind is good but absence of body is bette

We ve made great medical progress in the last generation What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body This means that only left handed people are in their right mind

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot I would never answer the phone because I was afraid Now I answer it whether it rings or not