I`m moving to Mars next week so if you have any boxes

A friend is someone with whom we share common enemies

Why can t you be unique original like everybody else?

May the best of your past be the worst of your future

Don t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon

By the time you can make ends meet they move the ends

A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying

A bug is a feature that didn t make it into the manual

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events

No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid

If you don t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed

Give some people an inch and they think they are rulers

I didn t say it was your fault I said I was blaming you

Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogethe

He who sticks head in open window gets pane in the neck