My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician

If government is the answer it was a stupid question

To understand politics we must read between the lies

Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)

The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote

Crime has already been organised Now it s up to the police

A good lawyer knows the law A great lawyer knows the judge

Democracy is voting for the candidate you dislike the least

In democracy your vote counts In feudalism your count votes

Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog

Govt corruption seems always to be reported in the past tense

A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example

I either want less corruption or more chance to participate in it