Teaching is the greatest act of optimism

I`m writing an unauthorized autobiography

Aim low reach your Goals avoid disappointment

Why isn t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Make failure your teacher not your undertake

I was born intelligent but education ruined me

God can t alter history so he created historians

God can t alter history so he created historians

Mathematics teachers call retirement the aftermath

Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago

5 out of every 4 people have trouble with fractions

Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded

A professor is one who talks in someone else s sleep

Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition