It wasn't about being happy or unhappy. I just didn't want to be me anymore.

Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it´s such a nothing.

Just because a marriage ended didn't mean that it hadn't been happy at times.

I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife.

The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake.

He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

One way to be sure you are not making the wrong decision, is to lookvertically upwards

THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence.

There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.

At times, it felt so odd being with a man in such an intimate way who was not my husband.

I wanted a divorce, so I bought myself a house, to give me the incentive to stay married.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?

You are far too amazing to be someone's backup. You're someone's first choice.