God is great and God is good," Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?

He was leaving my stepmother for a sailboat. Not that I blamed him. A sailboat would at least be useful.

She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

She is afraid of divorce, which will free her, as she was not enough afraid of marriage, which trapped her.

They hadnt enjoyed each others company in years. Talking led to screaming and both were sick of the fights.

People are filing for divorce left and right. Now they’re using those lefts and rights to masturbate.

Divorce is the start point for a brand new life. Don't lose the chance to redesign it upon your dreams!

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

I tried, I really tried, to stick with it. I planned to grow old with this man and possibly die in his arms.

This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me.

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

The only way to get over the pain is to face it, embrace it, hug it and learn the lessons embedded within it.

If you are in a bad relationship with anyone else, it is because you are in a bad relationship with yourself.

We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.

Bummer,' said Ira, his new word for "I must remain as neutral as possible" and "Your mother's a whore.