A gunshot is the loudest sound in the universe. Especially if the bullet is coming at you.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.

Sometimes you don't need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog.

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

This house is just a thing .... On your love list, always put the beating hearts at the top.

My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Don't always carry your Toy dog. Small dogs have four on the floor and they can use them.

A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right.

A dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts.

I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.