I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.

If uncertain, it's best to pass by a possibly good dog than risk injury.

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

(Suguri) You had an extra long walk, didn't you...? Let's go home...

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs.

It was raining cats and dogs. My clothes were saturated with meows and barks.

When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fea

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A bad reputation will dog you for years. A good reputation will cat you.


A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room.

I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

We may have pets, but when it comes to unconditional love, they are the masters.