Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask."Cats?" Bee suggests.

When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

Ideologies, like dogs, remain just outside the hermits door.

The dogs brought it all back to, you know, to the human side.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!

I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.

A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.

As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.

In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.

Daisy didn't just change our lives, she changed our destiny.

There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute