The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you.

When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.

Those who teach the most about humanity, aren’t always human.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

A dog's good for filling a grief-dug hole.""In the Shape of Shep

Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

You've got to have, like, a lentil for a soul to hate wiener dogs.

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

I've seen men suffer like rural dogs and others prosper like gods.