Males are simple creatures. If we can’t f**k it, we want to kill it.

Mae West had it right—try anything once, do it again if you like it.

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire

.. Avoid any Dom with a large ego. Do not mistake arrogance for confidence.

Are you sure you don’t have a crazy hairy grandmother in your family?

And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?

I want that little blonde bitch in the lobby to hear me screaming your name.

It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.

I will erase every memory of every man you have ever been with, good and bad.

The amount of perfume she had on was like a human sacrifice on Incense Night.

The thing is, how do you expect to fuck dirty if you can’t even talk it?

How can you fly? I mean you have wings. Feathers. Did you know you have wings?

She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraise

I'm not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets