Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.

No one wants to fuck Chewbacca

Don’t you dare pee on me.

Children bring life to the soul.

You only get what you give away.

You know everyone loves a palace.

Bad wolf. Stop baiting the human.

I live by never saying what if?...

It’s just a little guy-liner,

New Englanders could be so brusque.

You're ruined, amore. Rovinata

Pull up your big-girl panties, Gabi.

Panties are a privilege, not a right.

Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?

By the way, you have a fine ass. Sir.