I want us horizontal with a whole lot of naked, now.

I love you, Kane. Now let's go begin our always.

Struggle all you like, you're not going anywhere.

Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.

There's always a glamour of pain even in pleasure.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.

You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.

He had the face of an angel, but he f**ked like a devil.

I want you to channel Jessica Rabbit and give him a show.

You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!

Shut up. You should remember, you’re my bitch tonight.

Dammit, why isn’t there a book with the answers in it?

Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.

You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?