You want to be a marine; you need to learn how to fuck like one.

Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.

His music was an outlet of that romantic energy and sensitivity.

They wanted her. They all loved her. And they wanted to keep her.

I am not a f**king pleasure girl, damn you! I’m an officer!

The flick of her hip is distilled erotica, a practiced sexuality.

Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.

The destruction of something beautiful can appear so entertaining.

Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work?

A reaper in a bubble bath? What an affront to the dignity of death.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?

You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just don't start choking.

The knowledge that life is finite was always in the back of my mind.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.