Rules are made to be broken." - Jared

Love is possession, a sort of vanity.

Do I need permission to breathe, Sir?

Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.

Don’t even think about it, Fido.

Put four fingers back in baby, please.

Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.

I want to take you under the moonlight.

Chocolate's better than sex any day.

Imagination is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Life's nycer when it's Naughtie!

You're an addiction...my obsession...

I do like seeing you in chains, darlin'.

Damn, Lu. When did you get an ass like this?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.