Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!

I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?

Don't eat 'til you're full; eat 'til you're tired.

Just eat some chex mix and have a glass of milk and you'll be fine.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.

He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,

Before you rush off trying to see everything you can, educate yourself.

My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order.

The true socialist utopia turns out to be a field of F-1 hybrid plants.

Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.

My Body Wants to Crave Healthy. I Just Need to Give it the Opportunity.

When engaged in eating, the brain should be the servant of the stomach.

Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.