In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

I consume knowledge like food. I prefer learning about fruits and vegetables.

I make love like I make lasagna. I just made some, so would you like seconds?

Previous experience had taught me that any expedition marches on its stomach.

I don't confuse my digestive system, I just season simple food with hunge

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.

If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.

It’s delicious like my favorite treat! It’s definitely good to eat!

There is communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

Maybe your mind won't remember what I cooked last week, but your body will.

Kaku, the aamti is excellent. Did you put ghee in the daal when it was boiling?

I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else.