I have a chip on my shoulder. It's a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.

I could smell the food fill up my hunger before the order was even placed.

I went down to Safeways, and I bought her a packet of best ground sirloin.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I had one elegantly folded cookie—a short paper nerve baked in an ear.

Life is too short not to eat raw and it's even shorter if you don't.

My favourite food is cake.What kind of cake?It doesn't matter. All cake.