Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.

In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us.

When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food

The great thing about Ayurveda is that its treatments always yield side benefits, not side effects.

...after rare beef and wine, when the lobes turn red, was the time to ask favours or tell bad news.

I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.


It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

If the home is a body, the table is the heart, the beating center, the sustainer of life and health.

Chocolate is not just a food, it's also apart of my life !Makes me happy and tastes real good...

The letters of my name are scrambled like eggs. They should be sunny side up, like Dark Jar Tin Zoo.

I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.

Food is a gift and should be treated reverentially--romanced and ritualized and seasoned with memory.