Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

But if you're gonna dine with them cannibalsSooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .

The problem is we are not eating food anymore, we are eating food like products. (Hungry For Change Film)

I mop my floor with a wet cloud. My love tissues are full of eye rain. Dinner will be served at breakfast.

Eating more consciously now feels like a way of being. I actually think about how my food got to my plate.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.

There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

The food you eat can be either the safest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison.

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

There is no technique, there is just the way to do it.Now, are we going to measure or are we going to cook?

The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating commercial breaks for breakfast.

The food you eat can be either the safest & most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison

A good meal soothes the soul as it regenerates the body.From the abundance of it flows a benign benevolence.

If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops.