Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

I resent when I go out to dinner and they try to sell me the healthy food for the same price as the good food.

Wickedness was like food: once you got started it was hard to stop; the gut expanded to take in more and more.

Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.

It was a good thing I recognized you or I might have had a lovely meal of you with some parsley. And potatoes.

I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.

Each year, food companies use an amount of salt that is every bit as staggering as it sounds: 5 billion pounds.

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

When we eat together, when we set out to do so deliberately, life is better, no matter what your circumstances.

The good news is my neighbor survived the fire. The bad news is I like my food cooked a little more thoroughly.

Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?

The French have the right respect for dogs--in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere.