Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.

Oh, pity the poor gluttonWhose troubles all beginIn struggling on and on to turnWhat's out into what's in.

I had to kill and eat my pet chicken. It was dinner for one, because the night before I killed and ate my grandpa.

The greatest service which can be rendered any country is to add a useful plant to its culture.--The Fruit Hunters

...having bowed to the inevitability of the dictum that we must eat to live, we should ignore it and live to eat...

But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair.

Food is everything. It provides energy and strength to the elemental self;With knowing self; evolving side by side.

Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.

always serve too much hot fudge sause on the hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed,and puts them in your debt

Having delivered the expected daily miracle, Floote stood in his usual stance and warily watched the Templars work.

I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to be hungry during intercourse?

When he heard there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept… “Why did I ever wake up!” he cried.

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?