She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I sell it freely in the street?

There are some things in life that shouldn't be given so much importance, if they don't change what is essential.

I brush my teeth like they are gray cumulonimbus clouds, and I floss like I fish. Can I offer you a small piece of salmon?

Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.

To experience biophilia is to love a diversity that, as limitless as it is fragile, both haunts us and fills us with hope.

How often have the greatest thoughts and ideas come to light during conversations with the family over the evening dinner?

Sorry, there´s no magic bullet. You gotta eat healthy and live healthy to be healthy and look healthy. End of story.

I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.

Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinne

The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.

I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you.

I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s just the kind of gentleman I am.

In the modern food landscape, the Krafts, Monsantos, and Archer Daniels Midlands are standing in the way of food democracy.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.