I drive by McDonald’s, Burger King, and Wendy’s everyday before I get to Taco Bell. Then I keep driving to Chipotle.

Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps full the dinner pail is valuable.

Cooking is science, throw some ingredients together and a meal may appear, may not be edible but everyone has to start somewhere.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

Every time I look at my wallet; I don’t care how much money is there, I just want to know, does it make for this time food?

Even roaches won’t eat McDonald’s. Neither will any of the Donalds I know, and I don't know anybody named Donald.

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.

It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman."[Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.]

Falling in love with humans is like walking into a pantry and realizing you're trapped in it without Whip Cream, and Cherries.

We don’t “crave” animal-based meat, dairy, and eggs, but we do crave fat, salt, flavor, texture, and familiarity.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music.

Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry for you, even though I know queso costs extra.