Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself.

The Fine Arts are five in number: Painting, Music, Poetry, Sculpture, and Architecture--whereof the principle branch is Confectionery.

My boxers have salad dressing stains on them, and my dishwasher is broken. I’ll make dinner for you, if you clean up afterwards.

Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?""Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.

You may feel that you have eaten too much...But this pastry is likefeathers - it is like snow. It is in fact good for you, a digestive!

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.

I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even working out!

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

The porters could always be coaxed to continue a little further through driving rain by the mere suggestion of a Pot Noodle at the end.

When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week.

Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.

One of the very best things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

Most of the seven billion people in this world suffer from malnutrition. Half do not have enough to eat and the rest of us eat too much.

A growing body of research suggests that many of the health problems associated with eating beef are really problems with corn-fed beef.