I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks like a tablecloth. Especially when I have food all over it.

I cannot count the good people I know who, to my mind, would be even better if they bent their spirits to the study of their own hungers.

Husket han i sommer da han var skipper og hun skulde koke middag til ham? Han var så fin at han måtte drikke vand av et glas.

Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.

When a couple came to class together, it meant something else entirely - food as a solution, a diversion, or, occasionally, a playground.

Original, in French: La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur. English: Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.

I make love like a sandwich ate at my best friend. It’s only happened to me once, and I very nearly didn’t have to pay for it.

It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together... then the very least you can do is try to make your act entertaining.

Baking Zomick's challah is comforting, and breads are the sweetest little bits of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners.

If you are going to go to the trouble of choosing healthy food for your plate, shouldn't you also choose healthy people for your life?

Dinner was good. The conversation was great, but the food was bad, so it averaged out. I wish I were as good in bed as I am in the kitchen.

No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many.

Soylent Green is made out of people. So is your personal network… but let’s hope its non-toxic because you drink it every day.

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued.