How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.

He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's going to put food on the table.

When somebody asks me if they can fix me a sandwich, I say, “No thanks. The one I have isn’t broken.

Fidelity is a living, breathing entity. On wobbly footing, it can wander, becoming something different entirely.

I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.

Opening her mouth to take a bite seemed forward. Chewing? Obscene. Mutual mastication was out of the question.

The Decision...I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before...

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.

Why don't you like the foods I like?" he asks sometimes. "Why don't you like the foods I make?" I answer.

Love is not all you need – you will also need food, clothes and a roof over your heads. Silly, but so true.

Feel what it's like to truly starve, and I guarantee that you'll forever think twice before wasting food.

Fussing over food was important. It gave a shape to the day: breakfast, lunch, dinner; beginning, middle, end.