When someone says “no offense,” I automatically start to get offended.

Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you’re dancing to your ring tone.

When people ask for candy I’m eating, I give them the flavor I don’t like.

I walk down the street with music in my ears and feel like I’m in a music video.

It’s hard to grow up in a world where you never feel like you’re pretty enough.

I don’t care if I’m tired, staying up late texting you is better than sleeping.

Hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you’re fine.

Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.

Nobody can make me smile for no reason, except for the one who has a special space in my heart.

I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.

I don’t trust easily, so when I tell you I trust you, please don’t make me regret it.

Saving a photo as ‘asdfthyujk’ because you’re too lazy to write a proper title.

Sometimes, just when I think I know people, they disappoint me in ways I never thought they could.