Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities.

I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life.

Labour day is a great American holiday that peoplecelebrate by going out and buying products made in China

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

Laughter and irony are at heart reminders that we are not prisoners in this world, but voyagers through it.

The whole damn century would've made more sense backwards. Where we ended is worse than where we began.

What each individual wills is obstructed by everyone else, and what emerges is something that no one willed.

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do.

Se os mortos vão depressa, os velhos ainda vão mais depressa que os mortos... Viva a mocidade!

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

Seven pillars of wisdom propping the roof of the temple. Always remember what there's beyond the pillars.

To condemn slavery was one thing—that I could do in my own individual heart—but female ministers!

Life is full of little ironies, but it's also pockmarked with some the size of that big rock in Australia.

to travel faster than a speeding bullet is not much help if you and it are heading straight towards each othe

Dream Song of Thunders:Sometimes I go about pitying Myself, While I am carried by the wind Across the sky.