A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.

That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird

A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 


One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.


People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history

A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.


A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.


A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.


She could not trust people who wore all their "weird" on the outside. It left so little within to discover.

A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.


Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal strength and frugality.


A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant.


So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!

Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.