It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.


A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 


A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.


A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.


A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.


When I was born someone hinted to my mother that a daughter is a burden and therefore should be killed

A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.


A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.


A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—permanently.


A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.


Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn t so much once you passed a certain hou

A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching?


A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 


A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to cuddle too.