My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde Now I just have mood hai

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

If you live long enough sooner or later everybody you know has cance

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people

Haiku sounds like I'mSaying hi to someone namedKu. Hi, Ku. Hello.

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes

Dallas popped his jaw. “I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man.

Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.

In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who s been swimming naked

Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly

She got her looks from her father He`s a plastic surgeon Groucho Marx