There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.

I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.

She's a girl after my own heart. Food first, conversation later.

Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.

Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.

This story about good food begins in a quick-stop convenience market.

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

What two sides do I want with my dinner? The left and the right side.

I admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Good kitchens are not about size; they are about ergonomics and light.

Jam on a winter took away the blue devils. It was like tasting summer.

Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti:it requires so much attention.