What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

Do you see a theme emerging? Women like flowers; men like food!

Hot crumpets with butter and jam - what could be more ambrosial?

Food cannot cause you to put on weight, unless you think it can.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.

Simple foods connect with your body's needs in complex ways.

As long as you're in the food business, why not make sweets?

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

Food in wartime Britain, she had to admit, was hardly inspiring.

I love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.