Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world.

Kula sana ni kujichimbia kaburi kwa meno yako mwenyewe.

Everything eaten is killed. Every meal is a sacrifice.

True love is rare, like a good steak. Help me cut it up.

A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.

[Her] idea of a fair trade--her lentils for your caviar.

These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth!

Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.

I’m clingy like clang on pots. My love is cookable.

You found us, and then lied to us so you could get a job?

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.

Hunger of the heart is much stronger than hunger for food.

I'm always sketchy of people who don't like grits.

I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.