Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.

I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.

And his words fell upon the table like a blessing.

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

To live, a man needs food, water, and a sharp mind.

It's the soul that's starving, not the body

Hope and carbohydrates were a powerful combination.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.