I’d eat a picnic in Hades with him.

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

The best way to know a city is to eat it.

It appears your son was 85 percent curry!

If you're afraid of butter, use cream.

Meat isn't murder, it's delicious.

I cook. My favorite thing to make is love.

Hard work should be rewarded by good food.

Rotten people will taste rotten ice cream.

Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels.

Feast or famine. My plate is suddenly full.

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Menus are sexist. I prefer the term womenu.