The Italians say ciao. The Chinese say Chow. And the Americans chow while they say stuff.


Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

We all have a book in us. The first step is recognising this. Writing it is a whole new journey.

The food in the South is as important as food anywhere because it defines a person's culture.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.

About eighty percent of the food on shelves of supermarkets today didn't exist 100 years ago.

To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.

The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.