There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.

If you seek for supreme predator, go find God. He hunts the prime killer of mankind, the Satan.

What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine?

Cakes are like books: There are new ones you want to read and old favorites you want to reread.

When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet.


Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

I never consider myself to be a carnivore... I think souls qualify more like vegan or something.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.

We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.

She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.