Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

I’ll use your chicken burrito as a crayon. I’ll draw what love looks like, if you promise not to eat it.

Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

Smørbrød og øl, tarvelig men godt. Hør, jeg synes det skal være litt utsøkt!

Some hae meat and canna eat,And some wad eat that want it,But we hae meat and we can eat,And sae the Lord be thankit.

I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.

I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat.

I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade.

Friends are like foods, some are poisonous, some will purge you, some will sustain you while others will give you life

If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.

You know, that was what we missed most. Not our beds, not our homes, not even our mothers. We would talk about food.

Damn,' someone behind me says. 'I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later.

We eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow and then we eat it.