Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off…

Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close.

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You like Using The Force?

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come.