Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

You're alright, I guess; for, you're just being you, like any other cuckoo.

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.