I live in my mind, such that whatever destroys me shall be a creature of my own invention.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

It wasn't long after the discovery of modern anesthesia that people began to die of it.

The irony was not lost on any of us that despite the theme there was a robot on the throne.

Ridiculous," he said breathlessly. "You ought to give up detecting and try fantasy writing.

They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.

In league with being graced by greatness, prepare to be greeted, by all that is beneath you.

The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.

As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon.

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity.

I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence.

Your weaknesses may not seem overwhelming, but they will create the biggest problems you face.

Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.

Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.