Once you hold the hand of Death, the only thing in life that can scare you is a sense of humor.

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

Comparisons are like rigid fingers—eager to point at a subject but unwilling to grasp it.

So we came to say hello. To the world’s grouchiest person. Because that’s such fun.

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

It is so hard to talk with John about my case, because he is so wise, and because he loves me so.

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.

...queira Deus que nunca se extinga a caridade para que não venha a acabar-se a pobreza...

There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you.

... the novel, arguably the author's best, had a disquieting power, like a sleeping crocodile.

Trusting no man as his friend, he could not recognize his enemy when the latter actually appeared.

(One character on another:)"Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face?

...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,” Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

Cela ne se remarque pas, mais il est hors de lui. Il y a des gens chez qui ça ne se voit pas.