Gentlemen are a dying breed.Do your part to help out by supporting them sexually.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.


Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple.""No. We were having sex.

A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.

She said before i could touch her walls I'd have to touch her heart. so i did.

The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code

...the antidote to death was and always would be the heat and fury of life itself.

The word 'teach' suddenly conveys a sense of menace that is foreign to me.

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.

When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.

Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

We made love like two trees on a breezeless day. Neither one of us moved for hours.

Whatever the mind can conceive it can achieve; I can CREATE whatever I can IMAGINE!