My love is such that rivers cannot quench

Death is one lover who cannot be spurned.

Good lord, what have I gotten myself into?

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

The best sex takes place in the mind first

I wanted her body and soul, but body first.

The only thing better than sex is more sex.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Let’s quit our jobs and fuck all day.

I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.

Faces...I...don't...know...the real...me

Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.

Let him lust for you until he has blue balls

Dancing is the normal prelude to intercourse

Richmond lost his Virginia when he was 1776.